Threat In A Turtle Neck

by Uncle Spudd

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released February 5, 2015

Crack Rock Records 2015
Scott Cole-Guitar, Vocals
Jake Poirier-Bass, Gang Vocals
Jake Turner-Drums, Gang Vocals



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Track Name: Hide Behind Your Badge
Insecure little man, hide behind your badge
All the big kids back in school made you really mad
Take it out on my friends and me, that’s what you’ll always do
How else would you convey the point you need to prove?
Hide behind your badge
At the skatepark after dark, a spotlight blinds my eyes
He says that Jake and I can’t be there as late as eight at night
I didn’t realize all the trouble we cause by hanging around
He was probably feeling low, just had to bring us down
Let me tell you something, Sir, you chase kids to the streets
When you should be doing all you can to keep them clean
Hopefully you’ll realize just what you’re doing here
You’ll never stop the evil by instilling kids with fear
Track Name: Tick Tick Tweak
Sitting at home with nothing to do
Need something different, something new
Gotta find something that will get me real high
Something that will make me feel more alive
Sitting at home strung out all the time
Wish I had more, but I don’t have a dime
Now I can’t stand, can’t hold up my head
Wish I could start over, wish I were dead
Grandma caught me doing meth
Nearly put her soul to death
Feels like I strapped a bomb to my dome
Time ticks down until I explode